Just over a year after Coach O annointed Brent Schaffa! the starting quarterback before he ever stepped foot in Oxford, the ex-UT quarterback/cell-phone reclamation engineer (AKA ‘Slugger’ in and around Knoxville) will try his hand at the wide receiver position. (Ed’s note: Now the paper is asking for registration. It’s free, but if you’re lazy it says that Schaeffer is gonna take a stab at the reciever position. Yes, ‘take a stab’ was chosen purposefully.)

When asked for comments, The Ogre had this to say,

“YawyawBrentSchaffa!Thowlottainnercepsheyunsgottaplaywahlkonfoosbahlquawtaback”

Then he spontaneously combusted.

Let’s hope for the sake of the children in the state of Mississippi that Brent Schaffa! works better on this end of the forward pass than the other.

Your Crimson Daddy