Eli Manning’s wife, Eli
“Theriously, how thexy is this?”
Thank you, Eli Manning. Even though you’re not hot, you will likely generate a lot of hits for our blogsite. And though you’re not nearly as hot as the person who formerly inhabited your “goodies” spot, you began a reputation last night of Delivering the Goods.
Hopefully, you’ll do that for our humble blogsite as well.
As for Michael Strahan, you don’t get THAT good-looking overnight, right?
On to the links of the day:
Looks like the Ol’ Ball Coach might have some extra incentive to stay put at USC (the other USC). Four more seasons and some extra retirement money can’t hurt, can it?
Here’s an interesting twist to the whole Rich Rodriguez/WVU/Meechigan/Desperate Universities/I hate you now/ well you get the picture drama that is going on. Somebody might want to drop a pair and actually get this thing worked out and kiss and make up. Quiet frankly, EVERYONE is sick of hearing about it. Then again, some universities are more pressed for $4 million than others.
As Ghost reported earlier, the Vols haven’t exactly kept a clean slate to date, and things are not looking any better. The Tennesseean reports some of the incidents over the past month and Head Coach Phil Fulmer’s new found philosophy on punishment. I know it’s a bit of old news, but who can keep count anymore?
Ah, yes, what would it be without yet another Alabama/Nick Saban bashing??? As Andy Staples of SI reports, the War of wordsof recruiting and the Presidential Election are all too familiar. Andy, is it really negative recruiting when what you say is actually true? Just some food for thought. I believe there is something written in the Bill of Rights about free speech as long as it’s true, and seeing as how you compare the recruiting world and the political world, I figured you would have known that. I guess that’s what I get for assuming things.
And finally, Phil Taylor of SI shows a kind heart for Ryan Mallet and his “hardship” transfer to Arkansas. Hey Phil, that’s life buddy, it’s part of the rules. Why should Mallet receive special treatment? Ever heard of D1-AA? Happens all the time buck-o.
Once again, I would like to thank you, Eli Manning, for stopping by. You too, Strahan. One question for you though before you go, “Will you marry Capstone King?”
Worth a shot anyway.
As a woman, let me just say for the record that if you last name is either Manning or Strahan, you most certainly do not have “goodies” … at least not any that I would like to see. Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.
I’d rather see Rachel Bilson or Sophia Bush …
Come ON Amy, this “goodies” was for you.
Big. Sweaty. Mens.
Hey, after that game, I think we can all afford the Giants a little man-crush or woman-crush; they’ve earned that much. Just until the Pro Bowl though. Then we can get back to despising those New Yorkers all over again.
Ghost, y’all pick really AWFUL goodies for me. First O’Neill and now Manning and Strahan. Dude, you’re not even trying.
And Hooper, sorry, can’t agree with you there. I spent the last 3 years living a stone’s throw from NYC, and was surrounded by a ton of crazy, obnoxious NY Jets/Giants fans. After last night, it’s just one more reason I’m back South of the Mason-Dixon. Blech! [That, and I don't like watching my Mainer husband suffer too badly.]
You should have seen who the original goodies lady was for this post. That’s all I’ll say.
Amy,
Understood. That earns you an exemption. Congratulations, survivor!
First let me say I can’t blame you, Amy. Second let me say how crazy it is that you had to move back south to get away from obnoxious football fans.
Hooper: Thank you for the exemption. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.
TideFan: Obnoxious football fans of the Southern variety are so much more tolerable than the Northeastern variety. Oh let me count the ways … (actually, that’d make a hilarious blogpost, thanks for the idea).